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{% extends "error.html" %}
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{% set error = "Unauthorised" %}
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{% set error_code = 401 %}
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{% block error_content %}
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{% if request.method != "GET" %}
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<p>
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You must be authenticated to access this.
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And even if you're authenticated, you need to have
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the right permissions, or you'll get 403 Forbidden. How did you even think you could do this
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anonymously?<br>
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<a href="/accounts/">Log in</a> and try this request again. Or just look at this random picture
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the server found for you. Try bribing the subject of it for access, there may be a nonzero chance it
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will let you in.<br>
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What reason do you even have not to <a href="/accounts/">have an account</a>? FYI, we already
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know your IP address, city, browser, OS, device, screen size, ISP (as any website does), and we've
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just logged your terrible attempt at breaking our server (we actually log everything),
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so it's not like you're losing anything by signing up.
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Don't believe us?<br> Aren't you using a <code>{{ user_agent }}</code>? No, we don't run analytics
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and we're not interested in your data.
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</p>
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<div style="padding: 1rem; display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-items: center;">
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Try our bribe service, in case you've logged in but can't access the resource, putting you in depression:
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<a class="button" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ">Attempt to bribe the cat/dog/flower/rubbish/sun/[insert object here] for access</a>
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(bribe service requires JavaScript, cookies and sending your data to Google, which actually wants it, unlike us)
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</div>
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{% else %}
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<p>
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You must be authenticated to access this. Additionally, if you do authenticate but
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don't have the right permissions, you'll get 403 Forbidden.<br>
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<a href="/accounts/">Log in</a> and try this request again. Or just look at this random picture
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the server found for you.
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</p>
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{% endif %}
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<p>
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<a href="/">Home page</a>
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</p>
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<p>
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<a href="/picture/{{ random_picture.id }}/">Like what you see?</a>
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</p>
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{% endblock %}
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