{% extends "error.html" %}

{% set error = "Unauthorised" %}
{% set error_code = 401 %}

{% block error_content %}
    <p>
        You must be authenticated to access this. And even if you're authenticated, you need to have
        the right permissions, or you'll get 403 Forbidden. How did you even think you could do this
        anonymously?<br>
        <a href="/accounts/">Log in</a> and try this request again. Or just look at this random picture
        the server found for you. Try bribing the subject of it for access, there may be a nonzero chance it
        will let you in.<br>
        What reason do you even have not to <a href="/accounts/">have an account</a>? FYI, we already
        know your IP address, city, browser, OS, device, screen size, ISP (as any website does), and we've
        just logged your terrible attempt at breaking our server (we actually log everything),
        so it's not like you're losing anything by signing up.
        Don't believe us?<br> Aren't you using a <code>{{ user_agent }}</code>? No, we don't run analytics
        and we're not interested in your data.
    </p>
    <div style="padding: 1rem; display: flex; flex-direction: column; align-items: center;">
        Try our bribe service, in case you've logged in but can't access the resource, putting you in depression:
        <a class="button" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ">Attempt to bribe the cat/dog/flower/rubbish/sun/[insert object here] for access</a>
        (bribe service requires JavaScript, cookies and sending your data to Google, which actually wants it, unlike us)
    </div>
    <p>
        <a href="/">Home page</a>
    </p>
    <p>
        <a href="/picture/{{ random_picture.id }}/">Like what you see?</a>
    </p>
{% endblock %}